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Florgasm is a full bouquet mixed with the scent of crushed stems, pink pepper, and ambrette to create a fresh, delicate floral.  TOP: Bergamot, Bitter Orange, Coriander, Lemon, Pimento Berry, Pink Pepper HEART: Jasmine, Linden Blossom, Orange Blossom, Tuberose, Ylang-YlangBASE: Hibiscus Seed No phthalates • No parabens • No synthetic dyes • No formaldehyde • Vegan-friendly • Cruelty-freeOur handcrafted plant-based fragrances surpass all industry standards of “clean” with their naturally derived ingredients blended in organic, non-GMO sugarcane alcohol (rollerballs are blended with organic coconut oil). Our fragrances are gender-neutral and made for everyone. PERFUMES: Due to the inclusion of plant-based natural ingredients, our clean scents wear light and sheer. To increase staying power, you’ll want to apply the fragrance periodically throughout the day. We also encourage you to layer 2 or 3 Heretic fragrances not only to increase the overall intensity but to help you create your next signature scent. 15ml & 50ml 50ml online pre-order only. 2-3 weeks shipping time.   

60ml Beard Butter The great battle was fought and you left this realm after proving yourself worthy to the gods. The Valkyries descended and carried you to the land of the Aesir, leaving you to walk the final stretch victoriously through The Forests Of Valhalla. A column of the tallest trees guide your final journey. The warmth of a subtle spice in the ground reminds you of the victories you earned on the battlefields of Midgard. Sweet citrus fruits lure you closer to the feast you’re going to share with the warriors you haven’t seen for years. The great hall stands proudly at the end and Odin, our father, awaits to embrace you. Heavy Butter has been designed to intensely moisturise your beard and skin while providing a good styling hold. Heavy Butter keeps the moisture locked in for as long you need it and does this without the use of beeswax! Ingredients Mango Butter, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Essential Oils (Sweet Orange, Cedarwood and Black Pepper). Citral, Linalool and Limonene Mango Butter Mango Butter strengthens hairs from the inside out, softens dry hair, helps to prevent breakages and smooths out split ends. It has a deep moisturising and regenerative effect on both the hair and skin. Why wouldn’t you want this in your beard butter?! Shea Butter Shea Butter needs no introduction when talking about beard care but let me run you through the basics! Full of Vitamin A & E with essential fatty acids, it adds moisture and shine to your hair without appearing greasy. It’s an awesome moisturiser that softens dry and brittle hairs while it repairs damaged hairs too. Castor Oil Rich in ricinoleic acids to soothe skin inflammation, castor oil also enhances the health of hair follicles which in turn promotes good hair growth. Sweet Almond Oil Extracted from the seeds of the Almond tree, this oil softens, strengthens and repairs hairs as well as moisturising both the hair and skin underneath. Hemp Seed Oil This oil is often overlooked in the UK beard market and it’s a shame as it’s a great addition to beard products, especially butters! It helps to prevent certain substances/contaminants penetrating the hair follicles, it prevents too much water being absorbed by the hair and prevents hair breakage. Black Pepper This essential oil is well known for its healing properties. It helps to relive aches and pains as well as preventing hair loss and promoting good hair growth. Cedarwood An essential oil that is known to cleanse and enhance circulation to the scalp, tighten the follicles and stimulate healthy growth while also reducing thinning. Sweet Orange An antiseptic and anti-inflammatory essential oil which is known to help your skin absorb vitamin C, boost collagen production and improve blood flow. This oil is great for anti-ageing.

Our extremely lightweight vegan lip gloss formula is just the ideal amount of glossy. Making the Electric Lip Gloss very comfortable to wear. No uncomfortable stickiness - just a very long-wearing, delicious pout that is infused with Vitamin E. We have a number of finishes with our lip gloss shades, sheer, opaque, glitter and iridescent.  SANGUIS is a beautiful medium red with a warm base & part of our Vampyrism lip gloss collection. Net Weight - 3ML   Ingredients  Paraffinum Liquidum, Polyisobutene,  Hydrogenated Styrene, Mica, Silica Dimethyl Silylate, Tocopherol, Phenoxyethanol.  May Contain (+/-) CI 15850, CI 45410, CI 77491, CI 77891, CI 77492, CI 77499.        

Nocturnal Tuberose unfurls its creamy white blossoms after sunset, releasing its heady and intoxicating fragrance. This lush floral is delicately balanced by honeyed notes of orange blossom and sensual, soft green gardenia that conjure depth and radiance. TOP: Neroli, Linalool, Sichuan PepperHEART: Tuberose, Ylang-Ylang, Jasmine, Rose, Gardenia, Orange BlossomBASE: Ambrette Seed, Vetiver, Cistus Nocturnal flowers thrive in the moonlight, seducing man and creature alike with their pale, luminous petals and hypnotic fragrance. FRAGRANCE STORY Nocturnal Tuberose -Polianthes Tuberosa- is steeped in mystery and allure. Its creamy white blossoms unfurl after sunset, releasing a heady fragrance that has been prized for centuries within the art of perfumery. Revered for its association with forbidden pleasures and the exploration of the subconscious mind, its intoxicating fragrance is said to promote heightened intuition and usher in profound emotional connection and eroticism.  The lush, floral and almost narcotic scent of Nocturnal Tuberose is beautifully balanced by the delicately uplifting, bright and honeyed notes of orange blossom. Jasmine adds a touch of rich and exotic sensuality while velvety, softly green gardenia conjure both depth and radiance to this slightly spicy bouquet. Like the Lovers card, this transporting fragrance invites us to explore our inner world and embrace the magic found in choice and the unknown. No phthalates • No parabens • No synthetic dyes • No formaldehyde • Vegan-friendly • Cruelty-freeOur handcrafted plant-based fragrances surpass all industry standards of “clean” with their naturally derived ingredients blended in organic, non-GMO sugarcane alcohol (rollerballs are blended with organic coconut oil).   Our fragrances are gender-neutral and made for everyone. PERFUMES: Due to the inclusion of plant-based natural ingredients, our clean scents wear light and sheer. To increase staying power, you’ll want to apply the fragrance periodically throughout the day. We also encourage you to layer 2 or 3 Heretic fragrances not only to increase the overall intensity but to help you create your next signature scent.   15ml  

Infused with mood-enhancing botanicals, our body and hair mists are bursting with the zesty and wicked energy of summer days-into-nights. Uplifting cold-pressed lemon, bergamot, and herbaceous citrus leaves play with sandalwood, pepper, and ylang-ylang in this naughty-but-sweet twist on clean.  TOP: Lemon, Lemon Petitgrain, LimeHEART: Bergamot, Ylang-YlangBASE: Black Pepper, Juniper, Pink Pepper, Sandalwood No phthalates • No parabens • No synthetic dyes • No formaldehyde • Vegan-friendly • Cruelty-freeOur handcrafted plant-based fragrances surpass all industry standards of “clean” with their naturally derived ingredients blended in organic, non-GMO sugarcane alcohol (rollerballs are blended with organic coconut oil). Our fragrances are gender-neutral and made for everyone. PERFUMES: Due to the inclusion of plant-based natural ingredients, our clean scents wear light and sheer. To increase staying power, you’ll want to apply the fragrance periodically throughout the day. We also encourage you to layer 2 or 3 Heretic fragrances not only to increase the overall intensity but to help you create your next signature scent.   100ml    

Get abducted by night-blooming cactus flowers that will hypnotize you with a succulent scent of crisp citrus, juicy Prickly Pear, verdant Geranium, smoky Vetiver and Benzoin.  TOP: Grapefruit, Bitter Orange, Carrot Seed, Cedar, PlaiHEART: Green Pepper, Geranium Absolute, Prickly PearBASE: Vetiver, Patchouli, Benzoin, Aloewood MORE DETAILS This Limited Edition fragrance is a fever dream inspired by psychedelic summer nights. Curious succulent stems, prolific pads and bizarre scaly branches reach to the Sun God, basking in the scorching heat. We have been abducted by the genus Cereus—an alien flower pollinated by bats that exudes a spicy, green and addicting aroma into the inky midnight sky. Cactus Abduction opens with bright citrus notes paired with the crisp green snap of Carrot Seed, Cedar and Galbanum. A verdant heart chord of Geranium Absolute, spicy Green Pepper and juicy Prickly Pear dries into the verdant and mineralic notes of Aloewood, Vetiver, hints of Patchouli and elegant Siam Benzoin. No phthalates • No parabens • No synthetic dyes • No formaldehyde • Vegan-friendly • Cruelty-freeOur handcrafted plant-based fragrances surpass all industry standards of “clean” with their naturally derived ingredients blended in organic, non-GMO sugarcane alcohol (rollerballs are blended with organic coconut oil). Our fragrances are gender-neutral and made for everyone. PERFUMES: Due to the inclusion of plant-based natural ingredients, our clean scents wear light and sheer. To increase staying power, you’ll want to apply the fragrance periodically throughout the day. We also encourage you to layer 2 or 3 Heretic fragrances not only to increase the overall intensity but to help you create your next signature scent. 15ml & 50ml Online pre-order only. 2-3 weeks shipping time. 

Delicate yet animalistic, Bergamusk pairs uplifting bergamot with the white musk of ambrettolide for a clean, alluring scent that energizes.  TOP: Bergamot, Lavender, Lime, Thyme, VerbenaHEART: Jasmine, CedarBASE: Ambrettolide, Musk, Sandalwood No phthalates • No parabens • No synthetic dyes • No formaldehyde • Vegan-friendly • Cruelty-freeOur handcrafted plant-based fragrances surpass all industry standards of “clean” with their naturally derived ingredients blended in organic, non-GMO sugarcane alcohol (rollerballs are blended with organic coconut oil). Our fragrances are gender-neutral and made for everyone. PERFUMES: Due to the inclusion of plant-based natural ingredients, our clean scents wear light and sheer. To increase staying power, you’ll want to apply the fragrance periodically throughout the day. We also encourage you to layer 2 or 3 Heretic fragrances not only to increase the overall intensity but to help you create your next signature scent. 50ml Online pre-order only. 2-3 weeks shipping time. 

60ml Beard Butter Yggdrasil, the great tree that connects all nine worlds stands at the centre of all norse mythology. The tree in which Odin gained his wisdom after sacrificing himself. The home to many mythical creatures and the only shelter come Ragnarök. You'll never see Yggdrasil but that's ok because with this beard oil, you'll get pretty damn close! Heavy Butter has been designed to intensely moisturise your beard and skin while providing a good styling hold. Heavy Butter keeps the moisture locked in for as long you need it and does this without the use of beeswax! Ingredients Mango Butter, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Essential Oils (Cypress, Petitgrain and Black Pepper). Citral, Geraniol, Linalool and Limonene. Mango Butter Mango Butter strengthens hairs from the inside out, softens dry hair, helps to prevent breakages and smooths out split ends. It has a deep moisturising and regenerative effect on both the hair and skin. Why wouldn’t you want this in your beard butter?! Shea Butter Shea Butter needs no introduction when talking about beard care but let me run you through the basics! Full of Vitamin A & E with essential fatty acids, it adds moisture and shine to your hair without appearing greasy. It’s an awesome moisturiser that softens dry and brittle hairs while it repairs damaged hairs too. Castor Oil Rich in ricinoleic acids to soothe skin inflammation, castor oil also enhances the health of hair follicles which in turn promotes good hair growth. Sweet Almond Oil Extracted from the seeds of the Almond tree, this oil softens, strengthens and repairs hairs as well as moisturising both the hair and skin underneath. Hemp Seed Oil This oil is often overlooked in the UK beard market and it’s a shame as it’s a great addition to beard products, especially butters! It helps to prevent certain substances/contaminants penetrating the hair follicles, it prevents too much water being absorbed by the hair and prevents hair breakage. Cypress Cypress Essential Oil has incredible antiseptic qualities due to the presence of camphene. This helps to heal wounds faster and prevents infections. It is also known to aid respiratory conditions by calming the respiratory system. On top of this, Cypress is a relief for anxiety and helps your body to remove toxins. Petitgrain Petitgrain Essential Oil provides anti-inflammatory and antibacterial benefits. It is used to calm problematic skin conditions such as acne and even sunburn. Petitgrain soothes and heals your complexion. Why wouldn't you want this in your beard? Black Pepper Black Pepper essential oil contains some amazing detoxifying properties. It helps to relieve aches and pains, it aids digestion and due to its anti-viral properties, it helps to inhibit infections!  

A rich but delicate blend of incredible, all natural ingredients to moisturise your skin properly! Featuring Aloe Vera, Cocoa Butter, Jojoba oil and much more, my Body Butter deeply moisturises your skin without leaving it feeling greasy and provides you with a noticeably smooth and soft feeling after.  Body Butter is a very dense product so a little bit goes a long way. It also lasts a long time once applied to the skin so unless it’s rubbed off, it will keep working as long as you need it too   Scented with Patchouli, Bergamot and Lime (the same as The Shieldmaiden beard products) to give you a fresh, zesty and earthy aroma. 75ml tin Wholesale available, please contact me for details. Please note: Depending on the weather and how it’s transported/stored, Tattoo Butter may slightly melt  if this happens, store it in the fridge for a couple of hours and it will be good as new! Ingredients: Aloe Vera, Mango Butter, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Hempseed Oil and essential oils (Patchouli, Bergamot and Lime). CITRAL, GERANIOL, LINALOOL & LIMONENE.

SUNNY BALDY - For the baldest of heads! Sunny Baldy has been designed for the follicly challenged to protect the beautiful baldness up top! An all natural, vegan friendly, incredible moisturiser that also does something else - Protects against balls of light! You’ll notice this is stated on the label and any of you sharp witted individuals may assume that would indicate a level of sun protection factor… Hmm.  I cannot legally claim a sun protection factor for SUNNY BALDY until further testing has been done to substantiate that claim so, until that’s complete, if anyone was to suggest that SUNNY BALDY provides the same level of protection as a sun cream with SPF30 then they would be absolutely entitled to their opinion. Scented with Pine for a fresh but subtle aroma! 75ml tin Wholesale available, please contact me for details. Please note: Depending on the weather and how it’s transported/stored, BALDY may slightly melt. If this happens, store it in the fridge for a couple of hours and it will be good as new! Ingredients: Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Zinc Oxide, Cocoa Butter, Aloe Vera, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Hempseed Oil and Pine essential oil. LIMONENE.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEE. LOVE IT OR RETURN IT! IF YOU AREN'T IMPRESSED WITHIN 7 DAYS OF USE, YOU CAN RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO US FOR A FULL REFUND. T&Cs Apply Do not use our subscription service if you want to take advantage of our trial. A vitamin-enriched moisturiser with multipurpose properties. Our Vitamin-Rich Miracle Moisturiser effortlessly sinks into the skin, creating a smooth and beautifully hydrated canvas. Our Vitamin Rich Miracle Moisturiser can be as a stand-alone moisturiser, or before makeup - to prime the perfect canvas for your cosmetics. Containing essential Vitamins C & E, to hydrate and nourish the skin barrier. Key ingredients include Shea Butter, Niacinamide and calming Aloe. Makeup will glide straight on top of this gorgeous moisturiser that has a refreshing and light grapefruit scent. Ingredients Aqua, Shea Butter Ethyl Esters, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Olivate, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glycerin, Sodium Ascorbyl Phosphate (Vitamin C), Sorbitan Olivate, Cetyl Alcohol, Niacinamide, Stearic Acid, Rubus Chamaemorus Seed Oil, Tangerine Peel Oil, Sodium Hyaluronate, Avacado Oil, Jojoba Seed Oil, Tocopherol, Squalane, Glucosyl Hesperidin, Rosemary Leaf Extract, Centella Asiatica Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Matricari Flower Extract, Grapefruit, Sorbic Acid, Citric Acid.

50ml Beard Oil Berserkers were the ones you did not want to fight. They would get themselves in to a trance like rage for the battle - this was usually achieved through various plants known to have hallucinogenic effects. They would then strip themselves completely naked and smother themselves in the blood of their enemies! Don’t worry, there’s no blood in this blend, instead it’s inspired by the plants they would use and the psychotic rage that drove them. The Berserkers Rage is a strong floral blend with a subtle citrus mix to keep it balanced. A thick base oil provides your beard with the nourishment it deserves while giving a better hold than normal thin oil. Ingredients Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Essential Oils (Neroli, Mandarin and Lemon). Geraniol, Linalool and Limonene. Castor Oil Rich in ricinoleic acids to soothe skin inflammation, castor oil also enhances the health of hair follicles which in turn promotes good hair growth. Sweet Almond Oil Extracted from the seeds of the Almond Tree, this oil softens, strengthens and repairs hairs as well as moisturising both the hair and skin underneath. Neroli Neroli Essential Oil intensely moisturises the skin and boosts the natural process of cell regeneration. It has powerful antibacterial properties and is rich in antioxidants which helps to soothe inflammation and prevents acne. Mandarin Mandarin Essential Oil provides effective detoxifying effects. It helps to purify the blood and reduce the possibility of diseases or disorders like acne or even arthritis. Lemon Lemon essential oil has antiseptic and detoxifying properties. It helps to reduce excessive oils on the skin and is a great mood-booster.  

60ml Beard Butter Ragnarök has come. Surtr, the bringer of the end, set ablaze to Yggdrasil and all the 9 realms with his great sword of flame leaving nothing but the smouldering ruins of once-beautiful lands. Valhalla burns, the life force of its soldiers now energising the creation of new life. The Aesir’s reign has ended and all but a few gods and two humans succumbed to their fates. The remaining gods must rebuild from the devastation and charge Lif and Lifthrasir with repopulating the realms. Fierce smoke blinds the horizon, the once-majestic forests now reduced to a sea of tall torches, though a few still stand stoic and full of green life. The surviving wood giants battle against the smoke with their purity providing hope to those that now stand alone. The last of Heidrun’s mead is raised in charred horns in the name of those who have fallen. The time has come. A new age dawns.  Ragnarök is a fiery blend of Cardamom, Pine and Vetiver providing your beard with a smokey, earthy and musky scent balanced by a fresh wood and notes of mead and whisky.  Heavy Butter has been designed to intensely moisturise your beard and skin while providing a good styling hold. Heavy Butter keeps the moisture locked in for as long you need it and does this without the use of beeswax! Ingredients  Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Hempseed Oil, Essential Oils (Cardamom, Pine and Vetiver). Citral, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool and Farnesol.

Dirty Peach captures the first days of summer with a sweet and tart scent that exudes sun-warmed peach skin and the sensual, soft curves of creamy white jasmine.  TOP: Orange Peel, Mandarin, GrapefruitHEART: Ylang-Ylang, Strawberry, Grandiflorum Jasmine, Bitter Orange, Black Currant Bud, Peach isolate, Violet LeafBASE: Vetiver CO2 FRAGRANCE STORY Dirty Peach captures the first days of summer with a scent that exudes sun-warmed peach skin and the sensual, soft curves of creamy white jasmine. The fragrance opens with bright and effervescent citrus notes that quickly give way to juicy, ripe peach flesh. It's a delicate balance of sweet and tart, with hints of cashmere woods that make this fragrance addicting and unforgettable. No phthalates • No parabens • No synthetic dyes • No formaldehyde • Vegan-friendly • Cruelty-freeOur handcrafted plant-based fragrances surpass all industry standards of “clean” with their naturally derived ingredients blended in organic, non-GMO sugarcane alcohol (rollerballs are blended with organic coconut oil). Our fragrances are gender-neutral and made for everyone. PERFUMES: Due to the inclusion of plant-based natural ingredients, our clean scents wear light and sheer. To increase staying power, you’ll want to apply the fragrance periodically throughout the day. We also encourage you to layer 2 or 3 Heretic fragrances not only to increase the overall intensity but to help you create your next signature scent. 15ml  Online pre-order only. 2-3 weeks shipping time.